Summer is almost over and I for one could not be more excited for school to start. Even though my kids are older they still annoy the ever-loving shit out of me. Just in a more mature (LIE!) way. Everything here at home has been fairly uneventful so let’s just jump straight to current events. First up, that damn lion. I’d be lion (haha I know cheesy as fuck) if I said I gave a damn at all about this controversial killing. I don’t. Animals get shot, it happens. He paid $50,000. He could shoot me for that kind of cash (not kill, just shoot. Let's not get too crazy here). I’m not much of a trophy but the offer still stands. Every day there’s a bitch about something and social media cannot wait to jump on the bandwagon and feel like they have contributed in some way to the changing of the world. Calm down folks, all you’ve done is slightly distract me for the afternoon. Okay, that’s enough about the lion known around the world (for like, a week?). I cannot believe I even know this motherfucker’s name! #CecilIsDead #GetOverIt
JUST IN: Cecil's brother, Jericho, has been shot and killed. Why the fuck do I even know this?
Now on to the Trump, yes yes, the Donald. The Hair. The terrible, awesome hair. Will I vote for this arrogant rich bitch? Never! Will I watch him give interviews and speeches that infuriate everyone in the audience? Umm, hell yes! What can I say; this dude knows how to entertain easily amused people like myself. Two enthusiastic thumbs up, asshole.
Well this is short and sweet; more short than sweet. Today is a most beautiful day here in Southern Illinois and I’m about to take my super cheerful self outside and see what kind of shenanigans I might be able to get in to. I have another blog I’ve started on that I’ll be finishing and posting this evening or in the morning. Hope some of you will read it!